story time once my step cousin was sitting on a metal gate and his brother shoved him slightly causing him to fall forwards onto Tarmac and crack his skull open. he went to hospital and got fixed etc then not a week later, went back to the very same gate, fell backwards and shattered his coccyx
im finally at 4 followers. thank you all 4 making this possible
they all chipped in :’)
in all seriousness who wants to run away with me to live a life of piracy and adventure on the high seas
I ship will and hannibal
on separate boats
on opposite sides of the ocean
i wish i was born in the 1700s because, while i like having rights, who needs the vote when you’re living a life of piracy on the high seas and can earn respect by stabbing those who oppose you?