People call me Jonty, I don't know why. I call me Jonty too, I still don't know why.
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story time once my step cousin was sitting on a metal gate and his brother shoved him slightly causing him to fall forwards onto Tarmac and crack his skull open. he went to hospital and got fixed etc then not a week later, went back to the very same gate, fell backwards and shattered his coccyx
This is super adorable.
leave me alone
i cant fucking do this u guys
mE NEITHER
im finally at 4 followers. thank you all 4 making this possible
they all chipped in :’)
in all seriousness who wants to run away with me to live a life of piracy and adventure on the high seas
I ship will and hannibal
on separate boats
on opposite sides of the ocean
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You know what? I’m going to do an experiment.
I’m going to leave this track here, completely unmarked, and tag it with everything I can. If you like it, reblog it, give it some notes. If you don’t, ignore it and move on with your life. I’ll tag it with a bunch of fandoms, so people can hear it.
Just out of curiosity. Press play and see what happens.
I’ll give you one hint: I consider it beautiful.
i wish i was born in the 1700s because, while i like having rights, who needs the vote when you’re living a life of piracy on the high seas and can earn respect by stabbing those who oppose you?
conversely, when nasty people do one nice thing and everyone else thinks they’ve been redeemed! but they’re still idiotic and nasty! redemption shouldn’t come that cheap kids!
